Tag: humor
group name: gatherfluff
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April 07, 2007 11:40 PM EDT --
Yes, it is almost here. Easter Monday. It has to be one of the greatest days of the year. A day I actually look forward to getting up early.
So, what is so special about Easter Monday? Do you . . . more
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November 15, 2006 02:48 PM EST --
Hello, my name is Jiya, and I have an addiction. It consumes my thoughts, directs my actions, and is placing a strain on my finances. The burden of this addiction makes me late for work almost . . . more
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October 02, 2006 11:40 PM EDT --
Well, If Madame Donna can tell y'all about her front yard trees, so can I!
There are 4 trees in our front yard and one tree in the back yard. Here we have a photo of the great granddaddy . . . more
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March 04, 2007 07:43 PM EST --
9:03 a.m. CST
This just in:
A Minneapolis woman reports having been awakened early this morning by a loud retching noise emanating from her feline bed companion. A panicky attempt to . . . more
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February 19, 2007 06:40 AM EST --
I have been working in a pharmacy for a few years now and it always amazes me that people don't listen to what you are saying. Our normal procedure, to make sure the right medication is going . . . more
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November 14, 2006 10:56 PM EST --
I dare ya to caption this vintage photograph of the inimitable W.C.Fields, hot dogging it for a 1940 issue of "Look" magazine. Extra Smedleypoints™ awarded for creativity!
If you are . . . more
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December 27, 2006 04:58 AM EST --
(Please note this is another joint article written by Faith H, I am Magi - Nicola K and Carolyn Madden. If you aren’t fed up to here with Christmas yet, please see our previous joint article.)
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August 22, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Bill Engvall does a comedy routine called "Here's Your Sign" where he talks about people who routinely say or do stupid things. He claims, if they just carried an "I'm . . . more
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November 03, 2007 03:30 PM EDT --
I got this in my email this morning and thought it was too cute not to share!
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
. . . more
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January 27, 2007 07:28 AM EST --
Now there's an eye-catching title for you. To be truthful there has been no public disrobing to report, so if you are feeling a bit cross about being tricked I apologise and you may take your leave . . . more
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February 06, 2007 05:02 PM EST --
"I know nobody likes me, why do they have to have a holiday to emphasize it?" . . . more
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November 24, 2006 08:23 PM EST --
As usual, I spent every minute of my every waking hour today scouring the Internet for breaking news. We of the Computer Age have long known (for at least two hours!) that even one moment of distraction . . . more
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December 10, 2006 05:22 AM EST --
.. has been done to death. So instead I bring you a deconstruction of another puzzling, much discussed land-mark song of the seventies. Ladies and Gentlemen, herewith the true meaning behind the lyrics . . . more
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February 20, 2007 11:43 AM EST --
To: Non-News Correspondents
From: Fearless Non-Leader
RE: Gather Non-News by Non-Correspondent Icon Changed
Due to the fact that This Non-Correspondent has received Official Gather . . . more
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May 14, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
It's been a long day, and you're hungry. You open the freezer and ponder the possibilities. Deciding against an ice-cube sandwich, you close . . . more
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October 15, 2006 02:19 AM EDT --
President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meaning. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion . . . more
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July 01, 2007 01:26 PM EDT --
So I just read this online at cnn.com.
1) A peacock wanders into a Burger King parking lot.
2) It settles down on the roof of a car and the employees start feeding it bread. . . . more
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September 12, 2007 08:50 PM EDT --
What's the feeblest excuse you've ever come up with for missing a deadline? Inspiration for this morning's blog refuses to appear in my head so I thought I'd better come up with a . . . more
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April 07, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
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My cool Gather friend named Bart ( Bart H. )
Always tickles me with his odd art
His special group called "One"
Is charming, amusing and fun
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May 16, 2008 09:30 PM EDT --
I orginally posted this on my blog and thought I'd share it here.
Today, I am finally done dealing with the old apartment. Yes, I know my previous post said as much but really, I had this . . . more
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