Tag: funny
group name: gatherfluff
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November 15, 2006 02:48 PM EST --
Hello, my name is Jiya, and I have an addiction. It consumes my thoughts, directs my actions, and is placing a strain on my finances. The burden of this addiction makes me late for work almost . . . more
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February 19, 2007 06:40 AM EST --
I have been working in a pharmacy for a few years now and it always amazes me that people don't listen to what you are saying. Our normal procedure, to make sure the right medication is going . . . more
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April 22, 2007 11:08 AM EDT --
Non-news decided to get famed girl detective, Nancy Drew, on the case for this one, folks. Shades of Jimmy Hoffa. Think Lacy Peterson, but without ever finding the body in the bay.
For months now, some . . . more
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February 20, 2007 11:43 AM EST --
To: Non-News Correspondents
From: Fearless Non-Leader
RE: Gather Non-News by Non-Correspondent Icon Changed
Due to the fact that This Non-Correspondent has received Official Gather . . . more
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October 15, 2006 02:19 AM EDT --
President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meaning. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion . . . more
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October 28, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
I expected my third semester Calculus class to be hard. But after the first class I knew I was in real trouble. The teacher was rumored to be a difficult grader and he made it clear that those . . . more
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January 02, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
I loved this book. I love how Janet Evanovich is able to keep you interested in a mystery, and still be humerous at the same time. When I read her books, It seems like while I am busy trying to figure . . . more
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February 17, 2007 10:05 AM EST --
Gather Non-News for Non-Correspondents, the-break out non-news network, is only a few days old, but already has attracted a lot of attention. Afficionados of non-news and non-correspondents who . . . more
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July 02, 2007 04:24 PM EDT --
"A prominent and rich family. A drunk-driving arrest. Serious doubts about intelligence. A misspent youth. Sudden inspiration through the Bible. It's interesting how two of the most unpopular . . . more
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October 20, 2006 09:46 AM EDT --
This is funny ( I got this in an email):
Mine Says :
I sang to a phone because I am not a homosexual.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I . . . more
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May 29, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
One of William's jokes today reminded me of something I saw several years ago while visiting the graves of my grandmother and a great-aunt. The site is London, West Virginia.
On a large carved . . . more
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September 22, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
From my inbox:
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention . . . more
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April 01, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
As a prominent Avon blogger, each quarter Avon sends me an advanced sample of a new product. Regular reps get the same advanced sample one month later. Honestly, most of the time these advanced samples . . . more
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October 31, 2006 07:36 PM EST --
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps . . . more
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September 08, 2007 03:43 PM EDT --
"I don't understand 18th century dress code. It is considered scandalous for a woman to have her elbows or knees showing, but her bosom can just run amok!"
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February 07, 2007 09:32 AM EST --
Well, my 6 year old has recently discovered "Wierd Al" Yankovic and like any First Grader, he is playing the songs over and over and over. The line "got my name on my underwear" . . . more
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October 20, 2006 11:38 AM EDT --
It should be sung at least once a day, adjusting the number as appropriate:
822 days left of Bush on the Mall!
822 days left of Bush!
Take him down,
Slap him around.
821 days left of Bush on the Mall!' . . . more
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February 14, 2007 10:57 AM EST --
Since the time of the Roman Empire Cupid (Eros) has been praised as a harbinger of love. Back then his rap sheet only included kidnapping. But in the last couple of millennia, he has gotten . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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August 06, 2008 06:22 PM EDT --
Has the most billionaires? Moscow, with 33
Has the most people? Tokyo. Population: 34 million
Is the most densely populated? Manila, the Philippines, with 108,000 people . . . more
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